Breakfast at Anthropologie: January 2017

Monday, January 16, 2017

Best Of Anthropologie Spring Arrivals

Anthropologie website is bursting at the seams with new, Spring arrivals. Here are some styles that caught my eye.

Being petite, I tend to gravitate towards more feminine, figure flattering clothes. The square shaped, over-sized tops and tunics that Anthropologie is so fond of lately, swallow me up.

What are some of your favorite Spring styles?

Embroidered Field Jacket

Ballou Dress

Cashmere Fringe Tunic Dress

Endless Lace Dress

Layered Victorian Dress

Watercolor Sweatshirt

Pilcro Script High-Rise Skinny Jeans

Pilcro Em High-Rise Boyfriend Jeans
Available in Regular, Petite and Tall

Primavera Maxi Skirt

Thursday, January 12, 2017

Oddities Among Anthropoligie's New Arrivals

Browsing through Anthropologie's new arrivals, I was rather perplexed at the amount of odd and unflattering styles among the Spring selection. The question begs to be asked, "what the heck?" Am I behind the times? Is ugly the new pretty? Someone please explain this to me. Really.

Exhibit A is the McGuire Flight Jumpsuit. For mere $298 you can be this cool in oversized onesies. That is until you need to pee. Then you realize that there's a reason why kids onesies have snaps going all the way down the leg.

I call your attention to Abode Terry Jumpsuit for $98. Still trying to figure out what would be just the prefect occasion for wearing this. Being committed to an asylum? I don't know. This one too, has no bathroom plan, but perhaps your asylum would accommodate this fashion statement by providing some diapers?

The Lilibet Dress is so precious. It takes you back to the time you were 3. Literally. What grown woman would want to be seen in a tooth fairy dress?

The Painterly Buttondown comes with a price tag of $118. For a 50% discount, I'd be happy to throw some paint on your old, giant shirt. It will be more authentic and one of a kind.

The Kitterby Ruffle Top is the epitome of high fashion. Might be a little to risque if you're Amish, but just right if you live in a little house on a prairie. Seriously? This is what Anthropologie has to offer the modern woman of the world?

The Pupped Pullover looks like something you might order on Aliexpress. For a 6 year old. I'm not sure what bothers me more, the pink and black stripes or the puppy. A combination of the two is just barf-awful!