Tuesday, December 16, 2008

GPS

Tap'd NY is a bottled water company that sells filtered NYC tap watter. The obvious question would be WHY? See, there's nothing really wrong with your tap water, unlike the bottled spring water which travels to you from distant lands and pollutes our environment in the process. They call it "wasteful practices". Is it my fault I don't live in Fiji? Can't I at least have a little taste of Fiji in a bottle?
When I first saw Tap'd bottles I said they must be joking. Why the heck would I be buying their water when I can drink the crap from my own tap?

While being on this subject, the husband came up with a new business venture.

Green Postal Service, or GPS.

You know how there are all these hitch-hikers out there who manage to travel cross-country at almost no cost? As long as they're doing it, why not have them deliver your mail?

GPS delivery time - indefinite. Our motto is MAYBE.
Save the planet by sending your mail the green way!

So now I need investors for our new company. You might be wondering why I need investors since our company has no expenses. Well, you see, being the CEO of GPS I have an Anthropologie dress code at work which requires funds. Lots and lots of funds.

4 comments:

Barb Chansky said...

Good luck with your new business venture:)

Leigh said...

Haha. I like your idea for the new business. When can I start having mail delivered to me in Philadelphia? :)

here, have a feather. said...

hmmm. i think i need in on the ground floor with this one....call if you need office help! will happily subscribe to dress code.

Flassie's Fil'a said...

lol! I got mail delivered
by the Pony Express once.

I didn't know they were still
in business till I recieved
my letter.

I think your husband is on
to something and your going
to reap the benifits!!

There probably would be some
costs involved. I do not think
the hitch hikers would deliver
for nothing. They are gong to
want to get paid don't you think?

I think there are people who take
packages with them to other countries for people to cut the cost of mail delivery.

As for the water around here I
can smell the clorine in it. So
I put a filter on the sink. Takes
out the clorine taste.

Bottled water in plastic isn't good for you. I can taste the plastic that has seeped into
the water.

God bless You and Yours!!!

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